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25 Funny Valentine’s Cards That Made Us LOL

These funny Valentine’s Day cards offer 25 Etsy designs that are perfect to celebrate. These 2024 pop culture moments and memes include easy captions for gifts.

Although it may seem a little early to start talking about Valentine’s Day, we have learned the hard way that sometimes shipping cards takes a bit of time.

Every card we have ever ordered from an Etsy shop owner has been worth the wait, though! These custom cards are laugh-out-loud funny and often refer to memes and pop culture moments worth their weight in gold.

Today we wanted to show off 25 Valentine’s Day cards that are the perfect way to say I love you to all the important people in your life.

Can I also say how important it is to support Etsy makers? I hope you’ll feel inspired to order a card or two and support a small business.

Funny Valentine's Cards

Are you looking for a funny card for Valentine’s Day? Check out this gathering of 25 Etsy cards, perfect for this year's festivities. I have even supplied card captions for this year to make it easier!

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Photo Credit: Juniko Designs

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Funny Valentine's Card

You will love the Taylor Swift cat cameo with a football on the back- it is adorable.

Caption: "Happy Valentine's Day! From THE couple of the moment..just like us!"

The Bear Valentine's Day Card

Yes, chef! (salute)

For the foodie in your life obsessed with this show, I can't think of a better pop culture moment for this year.

Caption- "Because in the kitchen, you're the main ingredient of my life."

Red Flag Valentine's Day Card

I love a fresh spin on all the joy I bring my partner.

Caption: "Happy Valentine's Day to the one who appreciates all my red flags. Cheers to another colorful year together!"

Photo Credit: Saucy Avocado

Mean Girls Valentine's Day Card

Cupid doesn't even go here, which is the perfect way to celebrate Valentine's Day with a Mean Girls twist.

Caption-" Because our love is so fetch, even Cupid wants in on it!"

Student Loan Valentine Card

I felt this card in my very soul. What says love more than taking on someone else's student loan debut?

Caption: "Happy Valentine's Day to the one willing to tackle my heart and my student loan debt at the same time."

Photo Credit: Viral Vibes Designs

Succession Valentine's Day Card

You're the Gregg to my Tomelette in this Succession-inspired Valentine's Day card.

Caption: "Our love story is filled with unexpected twists, undeniable chemistry, and a touch of absurdity- no one I'd rather do life with. "

Photo Credit: Tiny Buffalo Designs Co

I'd Stay Up Past 9 PM For You Funny Valentine's Day Card

In my middle-aged years, staying awake once it is dark is the ultimate commitment!

Caption: "Here's to love that's worth losing sleep for."

Photo Credit: FilthNugget

You Are Kenough Valentine's Card

Indulge in some card romance with this Ken Valentine's card featuring the heartthrob himself, Ryan Gosling.

Caption: “You can stay if you want, as my bride-wife, or my long-term-low-commitment-distance girlfriend.” (this movie quote should really land- haha!)

Please note that this item ships from Wales, so give yourself plenty of time to order.

Related- Barbie Birthday Cake

Photo Credit: Saucy Avocado

Olivia Rodrigo Valentines Day Card

Teen Valentine's Day Card alert- not that you need to be a teenager to be a big fan of Olivia Rodrigo.

Caption: Not me, if you ever care to ask! Happy Valentine's Day!

Photo Credit: Densen Design

Stanley Cup Valentine's Card

This trendy card will get a laugh out of anyone who has succumbed to the Stanley Cup trend.

Caption: "May our love be as intense as your obsession with your Stanley Cups."

Photo Credit: Unblushing

I Still Love You Valentine's Day Card

Presenting the 'I Still Love You' Valentine's Day card – because our love is stronger than any bathroom crisis.

Caption: "Even when the toilet paper roll is empty, my love for you never runs out! Unless you put the toilet paper roll on upside down..."

Photo Credit: OG Greeting Cards

Beyoncé Valentine's Card

For our Renaissance fans, what could be more glamorous or memorable than this Beyoncé moment.

This card offers cleaner lyrical captions than the song, but feel free to caption with your own. (wink, wink)

Caption: "Don't miss roll call tonight!"

Photo Credit: Meow Kapow Shop

Checking You Out Valentine

Pair this funny Valentine with a bookshop date night.

Caption: Happy Valentine's Day to my real-life book boyfriend! Here's to our own happily ever after!

Photo Credit: Venus Arts Shop

I Knead You Cat Valentine Card

Am I really into cat puns? You know it- I'm here all night, folks.

Caption: Your love is purr-fectly kneaded!

Photo Credit: Lettuce Build a House

Pho Valentine's Day Card

This card would go well with a a bowl of pho r a cozy date night.

Caption: "Your the cozy refuge from life's chaos."

Photo Credit: Michelle Brusegaard

I Would Never Murder You Card

Caption: "I would never murder you – not only because orange doesn't suit me, but because you're my favorite co-conspirator in this crazy love story."

Photo Credit: Huckleberry and Pine Co

Ted Lasso Valentine's Card

Caption: "You're my goal in this game of love."

Photo Credit: Braille Prints and More

Husband Funny Valentines Card

The card says everything you need to know on this card, "To the man who knows exactly what I'm thinking and is still willing to sleep next to me. Alone. In the dark. That's love."

Caption: "What a hero!"

Photo Credit: Pop Cult Paper

The Rock Valentines Day Card

Caption: "Dwayne, 'The Rock' Johnson, may be tough, but your love rocks even harder!

P.S.- We have to resist posting too many cards from this shop because there is something for all the pop culture nerds in your life from this Etsy seller. Definitely, browse around!